Smokin' Joe Carnahan: 1-800-FLOWE-- F&*K ME!

1-800-FLOWE-- F&*K ME!

12/29/2006 at 09:22 AM

Smokin fleurs.jpg

Reynolds wisely seeks cover after pissing off his current flame with an ill-advised
'Basket O'Smiles' floral arrangement purchased last second from some cat purporting
to be a licensed flora/fauna expert, yet working out of the back of an ancient Chevy
Duravan. Ryan didn't get halfway across the room before this chick went to her hip
and started blazing. She spotted those tacky pink and purple Snapdragons and that
horrible Troll-Head greeting card holder and just drew down, looking for blood.
Luckily he hit the deck and lived, hopefully learning a valuable lesson from this glaring
relationship faux pas. Brian Bloom, the poor bastard next to him, wasn't nearly as
fortunate and was shot dead, just seconds after this photo was snapped. A cautionary
tale to all men as we enter the new year and another Valentine's Day looms like
impending doom on the horizon. Don't wait. Pull the pin on those purchases toot sweet
and save yourself a potentially problematic running gun battle with YOUR girl.

Words to the wise.

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	Posted by: Rachelle 12/29/2006 at 10:22 AM
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Stick with candy.

Posted by: openbaar 12/29/2006 at 11:07 AM

Candy makes more of a mess when you shoot it.

She probably freaked out because Reynolds didn't bring any roses.

Posted by: Rachelle 12/29/2006 at 11:16 AM

LOLOL!! Yeah we do love roses...But you see this sorta thing wouldn't have happened if Ryan were Martin Henderson! LOL! I'm just sayin.' LOL!

www.martinhenderson.org

Posted by: Bana 12/29/2006 at 12:48 PM

Total chaos, and yet it's so handsomely composed...

I got the DVR set for BLOOD, GUTS, BULLETS, AND OCTANE -- tonight on IFC!

Posted by: AEG 12/29/2006 at 04:00 PM

Mr. Carnahan!
Holy cow! I'm school girl giddy to see you have a blog! Thank the stars above for RSS!

Ok, all - well, most - gushing fan boy baloney aside, MANY thanks for the wonderful and incredibly inspiring body of work thus far as I feel it's been way too long for your latest to hit the screens. I'll certainly be one of the first in line out here when Smokin' Aces hits the theaters.

Best wishes to you and yours and Happy New Year, sir!
~AE Griffin

Posted by: Roxana 12/30/2006 at 06:08 AM

Hey Joe!
I convinced my sister Kasia to go for a walk around London and try to catch a bus with Smokin' Aces poster... there are plenty of them there right now. And of course she did it right! Check the pic in here, I'm so proud of it hyhyh
http://www.alicia-keys.net/newsy/smokin-london.jpg

greetz :D

Posted by: Shalimar 12/30/2006 at 01:50 PM

Trailers tend to be the selling points for me should I want to see something. However, it's only happened twice where I was sold into seeing a film I'd never heard of previously, based on just one look at a still from the movie. The first instance was with Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (the shot of Downey Jr hanging from a coffin). The other was when I first heard about Smokin' Aces by coming across the above still in Empire magazine way back in July. Annihilation captured in all its beauty! Then came the Carnahan quote - "My intent is to do a kind of gonzo, drive-in, refined, dramatic action movie. I think we've got it."

I'll be viewing the first showing, come January 12th!

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