Smokin' Joe Carnahan: ADIOS DOUCHE

ADIOS DOUCHE

08/13/2007 at 03:08 PM

Rove out.

Remove all matches, lighters, flammable liquids and anything resembling
scissors and/or paper shredders, from his person TOOT SWEET!

I can't help being completely convinced that his departure has a lot more
to do with damage control down the line, then it does some deep desire to
cash in on the lucrative lecture circuit that coniving, backbiting, cheapshot
shits like him seem to book, only to charm away former sins of the father
and come off like an old beltway rogue who was just 'doin' my job!'

F*ck off fatboy. You don't get to skate.

Some U.S. Attorney looking for an eventual senate run, should run a spit
through that little roast suckling and fry his ass. File now. File often. How
great would it be to see Rove in orange turnouts, his little chubby wings
clutching a meager box of personal belongings as he's lead into general
pop at Lewisburg. His glasses pushed up nervously as the catcalls come.
His bald pate reflecting that grungy prison fluorescence...

...My god would they make a meal out of him.

Let's hope all that horsesh*t about 'justice served' finds it's literal meaning
in Karl Rove.

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Comments

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	Posted by: batman06 08/13/2007 at 04:52 PM
You damnnnnnnnnnn right!

	Posted by: Pelham123 08/13/2007 at 05:10 PM
Amen, brother!

	Posted by: muzzleflash 08/13/2007 at 06:08 PM
Ka-chak!...Pull!....

Posted by: DanMan 08/13/2007 at 06:22 PM

that Guy Represents everything Bad in American Gov...Good Ridence... Some Good news from that Cabinet...finally

You were Great at the Crest Man !
TooCoolBro

Posted by: JeffreyWright 08/13/2007 at 10:28 PM

Unfortunately, the President's bed is as large as the oval office and as long as you're in it, well, there's at least one pardon for you...

Thanks for the shout-out at the Crest, Joe. Unexpected, but nonetheless appreciated.

Smooth as hell up there. Although, it gets a bit hectic when it comes time to leave and twenty million people want your attention. Felt bad being one of those, but it's cool how you let people say what they want and not blow'em off before they even begin - mad props...

You seem to handle those situations with an ease that only comes through experience. And, that mastered quote, "Send it to my agent, he takes care of me."

Keep us all updated, as I'm sure I'm not the only one wanting to get involved in anything available. And, I didn't know you lived in Fair Oaks, but I work at Loehmanns in Loehmann's Plaza (stop laughing!), so if you ever want to get lunch, you know where I'm at. It's either Chipotle or Jack's Urban Eats though, cause my paycheck doesn't run that deep!

Peace.

	Posted by: Justin 08/13/2007 at 11:35 PM
Amen. And as happy as I am to see him go, I'm sad to say I feel as if nothing's going to change with regard to the administration. It'll be business as usual for Bush and the cronies.

	Posted by: Miika 08/14/2007 at 05:43 AM
Hello Joe and everyone!!! I know this has nothing to do with this post but, I made a fan film largely inspired by Narc some time ago, and I thought I would share it with you... so here it is, go to www.micropolar.com if you're interested...

Posted by: JulesPDX 08/14/2007 at 07:27 AM

As they walked out for the photo opp, Rove hunched down and tried to look like a humble (fat) kitten while being sure to not look taller than Shrubble. LMAO!

Rove will suffer a major power hangover for a while but will pop up again, like those damned arcade gophers. He'll hop on the first campaign that'll promise him ten million bucks and will do the speech circuit between strategy sessions about how to steal another election for someone in 2008.

Will justice be served? Loud and raucously I pray.

	Posted by: Rachelle 08/14/2007 at 09:22 AM
Rove left in order to spend more time with his family. LOLOLOL! You're not buying the bullsh-t either, eh? LOL! Oh so "now" family is important? LOL! The damage is done...and after about 17 months...so too will be the Bush administration. I'd hate to be the next president (Rep. or Dem.)...cuz what a mess there is to clean up.

Posted by: FriendlyFriend 08/14/2007 at 11:39 PM

I'm going to go OT here and ask Joe a question that, I'm hoping, will divert his and our attention for, if only, a few seconds and put a smile on his as well as everyone else's face that reads this:

At some point, every film gets a porno name. It doesn't take much imagination to transmogrify "White Jazz" for the porn industry. In fact, you used the word in SA, so I'm sure that you're right on target here. The question is: Do you mind posting it here for us all to have a good laugh about it? I don't know if I would be offending you if I were to post it, so there is my reasoning. No offense, if you choose not to post it. :)

Don't mean to offend anyone, but I thought that it would be funny. Maybe it's a male thing. ;)

Thanks!