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Kids:
Go out there and devour as many snickers bars and skittles and candy corn
as possible. I took my kids to this thing at Disneyland last night and could literally
feel the chemical process of sugar congealing to fat as I traipsed around 'California
Adventure' pillaging my kids trick-or-treat bags like the Hun. I must have gone through
a metric ton of banana taffy and M&M's. I thought the smart thing after gorging on all things
chocolate-coated and/or cream filled was to balance that act with a 11:30pm run
through In-N-Out for a double-double, sans veggies. Conscientious dietary choices
folks...that's how you hang around on this rock for a long, long time.
I caught my reflection this morning and was just an ill-fitting beret removed from a
dead-on Dom Deluise impersonation.
Can't wait to do it all over again tonight!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
JC
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