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CLOSING AND A BIG B*TCHSLAP FROM THE FLOOR 10/23/2007 at 10:24 AM

Kids:

There are two incredibly strong options that we're closing in on right now.
One of these options reached out to us, after the Clooney news broke
and we were all a little stunned and at the same time, thrilled that this
cat would be considering WHITE JAZZ. Now normally, these types of situations
lend themselves to a lot more pessimism than optimism. However, I firmly
believe that one of my two choices are going to slot into this picture and
we're gonna keep cranking.

If I'm wrong. Pablo awaits.

And for the handful of as*wipes coming in here and spreading derision
and dropping all this negativity...I've heard it before sh*theads. 'All big
movie stars fall out of my movies...' Maybe my movies aren't geared for
movie stars. But to little darlings like 'Terry' or whatever other aliases these
cowards hide behind. If I wanted to go make a big stupid studio movie,
for a lot of money, those calls came flooding in monday morning hoss.

If you honestly think, that things like this, can somehow alter or effect the
trajectory of my career, then you're illustrating the difference between someone
like me and someone like you. I don't let anything get in my way but you, as
you prepare that next sugar-free Venti latte, or reprioritize your 'action items'
for that big insurance seminar, will remain the turbid troll you've always been and
continue to allow life to steamroll you with regularity.

Come on man. Enough is enough. It's that long hard look in the mirror that we all
need to take from time to time...so let's place our cards face up now Terry and call it cold:

You're not even an 'also ran' bro...that implies you were actually IN the race and let's
be frank...you can't even find the f*cking track.

Sorry kids. Sometimes I gotta drop the goon hand from time and time and clear
the air. And make no mistake. I just made this douchebag's day by including him in this
post. This is exactly what he wanted and I wanted to rip this punk, so I suppose we both
made out like bandits.

In summary:

Everybody who comes in here is entitled to their opinion. If you just want to come in and
hate, f*ck off, you're not gonna make it. But if you want to hate, at least do everybody the
courtesy of using your real info and name, so we know EXACTLY who were dealing with.

You've been a chickens*it most of your life bro...but it's never too late to change.


JC

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  Posted by: JeffreyWright 10/23/2007 at 10:29 AM

And it's like THAT!

Come, stay and play - but bring it real or don't bring it at all!

Believe me Joe, for every 10 you inspire there will always be a State Farm agent in the mix.

Keep doin' it like you're doin' it and when I sell my first, that'll be the prime example of what inspiration really means.

Peace,

JW

  Posted by: Zach F 10/23/2007 at 10:30 AM

terry owned

  Posted by: Justin 10/23/2007 at 10:48 AM

Doubler's right, Terry should have a cameo in Blowback.

  Posted by: Doubler 10/23/2007 at 10:59 AM

So, Joe, any chance you could drop the intials of who this cat is that expressed an interest?

Pleeeeeeeease???

As for "Terry", he appears to be, how can I say this, a little... weird.

  Posted by: Doubler 10/23/2007 at 11:01 AM

Joe, just thinking, maybe what Terry needs is a cameo in SA: Blowback.

Maybe that'll calm him down.

  Posted by: Pelham123 10/23/2007 at 11:08 AM

So Joe, if you have to skip the start of "White Jazz" now and go into "Killing Pablo" can you then come back to "White Jazz" and get Clooney again? Or does the "White Jazz" project just die of you can't do it now?

  Posted by: Casey Moore 10/23/2007 at 11:21 AM

Joe, if I aint said it before, thanks for keeping us all in the loop as much as you can. And thanks for giving us all a forum.

I know the trolls can wear one thin, but the rest of us appreciate it.

Also, nice to have some positive stuff while sitting in a production office working on my own stuff.

  Posted by: Doubler 10/23/2007 at 11:33 AM

Joe, I'm just gonna come out and ask.

Can I have a job on the WJ set.

Or the Pablo set? Hell, I'll be a chair and you won't have to pay me.

  Posted by: Shakes 10/23/2007 at 11:49 AM

Speaking of WIllis... is it just me or is Bruce/Joe just to good to be true? Why hasn't this happened yet? lol

  Posted by: FriendlyFriend 10/23/2007 at 11:56 AM

Very cool, Joe. Can't wait to find out who it is. Suddenly, I'm thinking that, with one of the two being Cruise (as a few of us have speculated), the other is Bruce Willis. Again, obviously, it's speculation -- but that was the actor that came to mind. In any case, I'm sure that there are great actors in the mix.

Knock it outta the park. :)

"Pablo awaits."

I can think of a fitting scene in KP for the trolls: Lots of bullets and lots of blood. How about it? Just hand me the assault rifle.

What am I thinking? The trolls aren't worth the cost of a single blank bullet. But just the thought of it is pleasing. :)

Moving on.

We're all anticipating the announcement of the lead for WJ.

BTW, needless to say, very well handling of these idiot trolls. I'd like to crack 'em one. In the end, though, they're not worth the time. They will always be the "troll," because they can never become anything else.

Take care.

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