Smokin' Joe Carnahan: FILM THREAT'S FRIGID 50

FILM THREAT'S FRIGID 50

11/15/2007 at 05:51 AM

Kids:

Your boy slots in solidly at #40 on Film Threat's 'FRIGID 50: The coldest people
in Hollywood. I beat out the likes of O.J, Simpson, Jerry Lewis and Michael Richards!
Those b*tches better recognize! I personally would've had myself a little higher on
that list but not one to complain and trusting the folks at F.T., I'll accept that rank.

Dubya is numero uno on the list in what must have been a landslide vote.

Now, is there a scheduled luncheon or buffet-style mixer where I pick up a my award?
Maybe an inscribed scroll or small plaque? Just wondering. I owe Chris Gore an atomic
wedgie for this one. HA!

Check it out for yourselves.

http://www.filmthreat.com/index.php?section=features&Id=2080

Comments

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	Posted by: Justin 11/15/2007 at 07:12 AM
Crazy, at least you're ahead of Beyonce!

	Posted by: Steve 11/15/2007 at 07:31 AM
Tearing up here Joe. It's like when my kid strikes out the side. Very proud man!!!

Posted by: kevin 11/15/2007 at 07:38 AM

You beat out OJ!

There is hope for you yet! : )

Jerry Lewis? He goes off-script and "improvs" a little...and that puts him on the list? Shit.

Kevin

	Posted by: Doubler 11/15/2007 at 07:49 AM
I would pay $1000 for a photograph of you and GWB standing together, shanking hands and smiling.

Posted by: Thomas 11/15/2007 at 08:31 AM

I really laugh out loud :)

You're not a cold guy Joe, definitely not on this blog and not with your fan ^^^

Posted by: Rachelle 11/15/2007 at 09:01 AM

"40. Joe Carnahan
"Smokin' Aces" did respectable box office, but while losing both George Clooney and Chris Pine from "White Jazz" has pushed Carnahan's Pablo Escobar biopic "Killing Pablo" to the top of the production list, it doesn't take away the pain that Clooney bowed out primarily to do the expected awards circuit for "Michael Clayton," and Pine opted out for J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek" prequel. It's a sad state of affairs when Star Trek takes precedence over James Ellroy, but that's Hollywood.
Anti-Freeze: Just get it over with and sign Adrian Grenier or Tony Clifton for "Pablo.""

LOL! This is more a jab at "Hollywood" and Star Trek than Joe. LOL! ...Beyonce got "Lose 15 pounds around your rump." LOL! ....The OJ cirque show in Vegas starts late November. now's a great Time to go on holiday.

Posted by: Wendy 11/15/2007 at 11:07 AM

What a silly list! I'm always amazed that people keep feeling the need to make these things -- or that anyone actually reads them! LOL. But at least they got one the "respectable box office" for "Smokin' Aces" right!

Best Wishes, Wendy

Posted by: raderin 11/15/2007 at 11:20 AM

What in the world are they really trying to say about Carnahan??
It is funny though!

No kidding about these lists. Just take a look at People new sexiest men list; how in the world do they come to those conclusions?..(she says with a shudder)

Posted by: JeffreyWright 11/15/2007 at 11:55 AM

It took 10... count them... 10 writers to come up with this list? 5 each? I know people need jobs, but holy sh.t. How many staff meetings did they go through and cork boards did they fill with index cards of names before coming to this? Wow. And, I thought I got unproductive sometimes "hanging out" online. I'll never think that again!

Travolta? Are you kidding me? This guy hasn't been hot since the writers who wrote this were kids (I'm hoping!).

Good laugh piece Joe!

	Posted by: Justin 11/15/2007 at 09:31 PM
BTW, JC, saw Lions for Lambs today. Ernest and Arian's final scene was fucking brilliant. Didn't particularly love it but that scene has stuck with me...Pena and Luke are two of our most talented young guys. And always great to see Cruise and Streep fierce as ever.