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THE TROJAN V. THE INDIAN (REDUX) 05/06/2008 at 06:49 AM

Guys:

Apparently, this site is somehow involved in the destruction of this poor misguided
soul's porn-stuffed, terminally infected hard-drive. I've removed the post itself but
since I haven't the slightest idea what this guy is talking about, I will turn things
over to longtime 'Smokin' Joe' regular and rock solid center of the universe,
THE INDIAN as SHE explains:

'GLF, LOVING THE STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS TO DISASTER BUT...

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I'M OFFICIALLY CHANGING YOUR INITIALS TO WTF?

TO EVERYONE ELSE,
THE LINK THAT WTF (THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS GLF) POSTED IS FROM JOE'S SITE. BUT IT'S A LINK POSTED BY A COMMENTER, NOT JOE. AND THE SH*T LOOKS LIKE IT WILL LITERALLY SUCK YOU FACE FIRST INTO THE MATRIX. AGAIN, I'M ALL FOR MISSING WORK, SO I CLICKED, AND, TO MY DISMAY, IT TOOK ME TO A "WEBPAGE CANNOT BE FOUND" TAB. I THEN FOUND WTF'S FOLLOW UP COMMENT ABOUT CUTTING AND PASTING AND I TRIED THAT AS WELL. I WAS TAKEN TO ANOTHER SITE THAT WAS BASICALLY A BLANK PAGE WITH A LITTLE VIDEO BOX IN THE CENTER AND A PLAY BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM THAT PRACTICALLY SCREAMED CLICK IF YOU DARE. I DID DARE AND I DID CLICK. THAT'S WHEN ANOTHER BOX APPEARED TELLING ME I HAD TO DOWNLOAD IN ORDER TO SEE THE VIDEO.

HERE'S WHERE I STOPPED. IT AINT ROCKET SCIENCE. ALSO, HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOSS AND MY UNION HOW 80 GIGS OF PORNOGRAPHY MADE IT'S WAY TO MY COMPUTER AND ATE ALL MY FILES IS JUST NOT A GOOD LOOK.

AND THAT'S WHERE WTF'S "FRIEND" SHOULD HAVE STOPPED TOO. IN ORDER TO GET THIS MAGIC DIGITAL EBOLA VIRUS THAT WTF IS TALKING ABOUT, YOU HAVE TO F*CKING DOWNLOAD IT. AND ANY TIME YOU DOWNLOAD SOMETHING JUST FOR SH*TS AND GIGGLES, YOU DESERVE WHATEVER RUINATION IT MIGHT BRING YOU.'

So there you are. Hope that helps others avoid a similar fate.

JC

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  Posted by: Erin 05/06/2008 at 08:36 AM

I thought the Indian's response was great too!
Sounds like he is teaching Homer Simpson lesson one: "don't download"
But we know what Homer will do...

  Posted by: Anonymous 05/06/2008 at 08:40 AM

Great response! Sound like the Indian is explaining computer lesson one to Homer Simpson.
And we all know the first thing that Homer will do...

  Posted by: Rachelle 05/06/2008 at 10:20 AM

LOL! I'm late to the party so I have no idea what's going on with the porn thing...But it sounds like I didn't miss out on much. LOL! Thanks Joe and the Indian. :)

  Posted by: Steve 05/06/2008 at 11:07 AM

My 6 year old knows better than to click on something like that.....what a moron!

  Posted by: SM 05/06/2008 at 11:29 AM

I feel kind of dumb, but I appreciate the explanation from the Indian.

  Posted by: Mila 05/06/2008 at 11:39 AM

It really shouldn't take that much effort to know not to just randomly download things from strange links you don't know the source of, I mean, I'm pretty sure we're all adults here who have had the use of the interwebs for more than two minutes, but the response was funny enough to make it all worth while.

  Posted by: The Indian 05/07/2008 at 07:40 AM

WOW. Smokin, you just made my decade.

I'm gone for a day, come back and find my name in big bright lights. Why do I feel like I've just been published? I will be putting this on my resume.

Just happen to be going thru the archives this morning and noticed that there are a other posts with these spammer links attached. The site seems to be mildy peppered with them. I don't think it's a big deal, I wouldn't worry, but fyi.

Also, I gotta take this moment to drop a cold hard fact on you sir. I am not a HE.

Now pick your jaw up off the floor and get back to work.

The Indian

  Posted by: DanV 05/07/2008 at 08:01 AM

Holly crap, I feel like I just finished watching the Crying Game.

DanV

  Posted by: Erin 05/07/2008 at 10:42 AM

Wonderful!

  Posted by: kevin 05/07/2008 at 11:23 AM

JOE--

Off topic.

Is Berg still screening Hancock? If so, is he screening it tonight in L.A.?

Kevin

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